The Form of Peasant Trump

Mr. Platz:

Attached, you will find a completed records request with Iowa State University.  Iowa State University searched for approximately 327 domains for a fee of $90 in 2022, encompassing all Iowa Public School Districts in the user account for Sara N. Merritt. Evidence shows Sara N. Merritt concealed two children in Ames, IA, in 2019 from court appearances at San Diego East County Superior Court case ED100465.  At the same time, evidence shows that she was involved in an interstate scheme involving what the San Diego East County Superior Court documented on 16 SEP 2021 were allegations of sexual abuse supported by zero evidence while she denied two children rights that are protected by Iowa Code Chapter 598.1. Sara N. Merritt is an employee of Iowa State University’s Reiman Gardens who has (possibly still is) scheduled and managed educational events for the State of Iowa’s public school children to attend Reiman Garden’s educational events and programs.

Iowa Open Records Request – Iowa State University – 15 APR 2022
2759 Invoice – Iowa State University
PRR 2759 – Iowa State University – Public Records Provided
Authentication – Iowa State University Public Records Log

I have numerous examples of completed requests, including numerous requested keyword searches of a government body mail server going back to November 2021. Including from historical public record request series that evidence indicates the City of Cedar Rapids, IA, previously disregarded.

https://io.phoenixharbor.net/public/grid/G4GL98rxQE1YrBoe2l-hB2bZUFfp4KdP4LT6_qvrsTs

If the City of Cedar Rapids, IA, desires, we can reconnect in a few weeks and discuss the number of government bodies that have completed or provided a fee to complete this public records search.  This request is very simple: type the four requested domains into the Microsoft Purview Compliance Portal within the City of Cedar Rapids, IA, Microsoft 365 Admin console, and let’s discuss how many electronic mail records are found and help your City Attorney earn his six-figure salary.

https://mxtoolbox.com/SuperTool.aspx?action=mx%3acedar-rapids.org&run=toolpage

https://mail.cedar-rapids.org

“Content search
Use Content search to quickly find email in Exchange mailboxes, documents in SharePoint sites and OneDrive locations, and instant messaging conversations in Microsoft Teams and Skype for Business.”

robmazz. “Microsoft Purview Compliance Portal.” Microsoft.com, 28 May 2024, learn.microsoft.com/en-us/purview/purview-compliance-portal. Accessed 8 Aug. 2024.

The Form of Peasant Trump

Casey’s Manager: “Merritt, I need you to make one Pepperoni pizza, one Supreme pizza, one Taco pizza, and one Beef pizza for a party at 8 p.m.”
Peasant Trump: Well, first of all, I don’t think I have ever had a manager ask me to do work in such a horrible manner. You don’t even say hello, how are you? Are you the assistant manager? The assistant manager is kind of like a fake store manager. I think it is disgraceful, and let me go a step further. You come back late from your smoke break, and you ask me to do this overly burdensome task. You invited me here under false pretense. You asked me during my interview if I wanted to be a part of the Casey’s team, and I came here, and now you want me to do all of these overly burdensome tasks. I have been the best pizza cook since Chuck E. Cheese, and I think this request is nasty and a disgrace.”
Doc: “What just happened?”
Tropic Thunder: “I don’t know, he puts those Trump shoes on, and whammo, he becomes vexatious.”
Doc: “Well, whatever, let’s make these pizzas while Merritt gets his picture taken in front of the Casey’s sign holding a Bible. I told you to make sure he was taking his medication.”
Tropic Thunder: “I did; I chopped up the blue pill and put it in his cereal.”
Doc: “NO, NO, I said the red pill.”

Respectfully,

Michael J. Merritt, USN Retired/Writer
Founder: phoenixharbor.net
Creative Writer/Musician
Information Warfare Specialist
Information Systems Manager
cipher.hunter@phoenixharbor.net

The Form of the Iowa Court

A licensee’s licensed actions and conduct provide evidence for the form of the licensor.

“Bricks made with testimony lacking evidence are equivalent to bricks made with straw without clay.”

“Lies and misrepresentations pay for the Iowa Legislature’s bills in Erika’s mErika.” 

“The evidence supporting Nichol’s Sin produces the question of how many innocent are locked up in the State pen. If the evidence indicates an Iowa County Attorney has zero honor, issue them a pair of pajamas and put them to work at the State’s license plate spawner.”

Cipher Hunter